BK- the new home of the unholy treat.

I know recently my posts have been kind of food oriented, but I keep hearing about really weird food related items. Of late, it is the Burger King "Chicken Fries." What? Chicken Fries? Sounded ok at first, until I thought about it. The King, practicing some kind of magic/science, created a new abomination. Far out weighing the affronts to God served at Arby's. Chicken + Patato= Chicato. Boc Boc Boc *patato noise*. I think they make prisoners work on the King's Chicato ranches, raising the Chicatos until they are nice and chickeny...or patatoie... and then bam...or do you dig a chicato out of the ground? Whichever way you slice it, yuck. All I am saying is, I will not even try the BK Chickatos. And I think the King with his new giant head is creepy. He doesn't make me want to eat at BK. He makes me wanna hide. I am afraid he might touch me inappropriately...

World of War Pencil

Lots of people seem to be caught up in the fun of on-line gaming. Which makes me want to make a massively multiplayer on-line game. I am going to call it World of War Pencil. It will be a place people can log in, build their own characters and start questing right away for pencils. One gigantic, on-line pencil fight. I liked the name World of PencilCraft too, but I was sort of afraid that too many people would think that was some kind of Martha Stewart thing. PencilCraft. Anyways, War Pencil is gonna be awesome.

I guess I am not that wild...

I have never been to a party where I walked in, tried to hand a package to the host only to be told, "just put that over there with all the other freebaseables"
Now that I have said the word freebaseables, doesn't that sound like if Kraft made street drugs for kids? New Kraft Freebaseables! Mmmmm Mmmmmmm, Freebasealicious!