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This is a test of the emergency blogcast system, this is only a test. If this had been a real emergency, it would have been followed by instructions and yelling. This concludes my test of the emergency blogcast system.

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http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=3290496

For those of you who don't want to click the link because it doesn't go to mindless porn, or even thoughtful porn, the story is about a taxpayer funded apartment building in Seattle, where the rent is next to nothing. The tenents? The worst inebriates the city has to offer. For less than 200 a month, I could have a decent apartment in seattle and all I have to do is make sure I stay drunk and try not to beat up other tenants? Where I live now, they kinda frown on beating up other tenants, so I am used to that rule. Currently though, everyone seems to expect that I won't drink so much that I can't go to work. In fact, consumption of alcohol isn't pushed where I live at all. Imagine this bliss. No one expects you to go to work...that is time you could and really, you should be drinking.

It doesn't say if there is any kind of back ground check to make sure you get money from somewhere. Like the government in the form of retirement, or disability.... disability, hmmmmm, I wonder if I could get a disability leave, and eventually leave my job with a disability and draw disability checks all for drinking too much. Maybe you see where I am going with this, but if somehow my boss found my blog, I will spell it out: I could leave my crappy job for drinking too much and get rent money to live in seattle. I hear Seattle is lovely this time of year, especailly if you're drunk. These apartments make the Boozefort I was building in the bushes at work look so third world.

Hopfully soon they will be opening some Murder Apartments...in a community far far far away from Seattle, like maybe a community in Siberia. I have a list of people I will be singing up to move in there. I have personally begun drawing plans for the Sex with Hawt Ladies Apartments I will be building right nextdoor to the Booze Apartments. The Sex apartments I have slated to be finished and occupancy to begin right as I move into the Booze apartments right next door. I can hardly wait.