blowing a load.

It would be funny if, when a guy came, it was an aerosol spray.

mudflaps and other stuff.

We decided today that mudflaps sound like something other than what they are on a car or truck. Maybe the face shield for a proctologist. Or maybe some kind of new toilet piece. "When you clean the toilet, you have to make sure to really scrub the mud flap or your are just wasting your time."

The turn down. I am going to change the term "Turn Down" into some kind of crazy sexual act. I would like to hear, "He asked you out? Did you turn him down?"
"Yeah, I did turn him down."
--Later that day talking to a different friend
"She turned him down, can you believe that slut?"
"I can't, I am not even physically able to turn a guy down. It kind of hurts, it is a little gross, and my balance isn't good enough."
"I would turn the right guy down if the muscles in my back were stronger and I didn't have such a big gag reflex..."
A whole new meaning to being turned down. Frankly, I like the new version better.

The word retarded. It was brought up that the word retarded doesn't make sense. Does that mean that people who are not retarded are just tarded? And what if it is an object? If the original tarding comes off of something, where do you take it to get it retarded? What if you want several coats of tarding? Like a quadtarding.

crawling start.

I am off to a crawling start. Least that is what is feels like. Hopefully I get better at this as time goes on.
Wow. I am gonna have to brush up on my html. That is my travel clock. It traveled all the way to my desk.