things that are funny just to me.

There is someone where I work who, I believe, recently learned the word "fiduciary" which I think is a funny word to begin with. He seems to find occasion to use this word a lot. I don't know if he just likes saying it, or if it sounds important, or what, but I am glad he uses it because it makes me laugh.

I have a 40 minute drive, or so, to work everyday. I often look for ways to entertain myself as I don't have either a car stereo or cell phone and masturbating while driving is messy. This morning, I imagined I was in a spelling bee (which is comedy gold all by itself) and I had to spell fiduciary. It made me laugh because I imagined someone had given me all the words beforehand, so I knew how to spell them all exactly, but I didn't know what any of them meant. So, after I spelled it I had to use it in a sentence. I use my announcer voice to say "fiduciary" and then say thing like, "His car spun out of control; as a result of the accident he injured his fiduciary." Read the title again, I didn't say this was going to make you laugh, but I am dying right now.

After, I pretended I was preparing for a big, important business meeting by saying the word "fiduciary" over and over with difference inflections, tones and cadence. Pretending to look out into the meeting attendees and demand "who will take fiduciary responsibility for this mess?!" Then pausing for dramatic effect, then repeating the words, "fiduciary responsibility" then just "fiduciary".

Another of my favorite words is "priapism". To me, it sounds like a religion. Maybe to some people it is. When people ask me what I believe, I like to tell them I am a Priapist. I guess I say enough retarded stuff that no one asks...

These two words together are awesome. Fiduciary Priapism. Sounds important. It sounds like something that would be argued over by powerful and wealthy people in important meetings in conferences rooms on the top floors of tall urban buildings on cold rainy days. Like most important sounding nonsense that powerful people would argue over, this makes me laugh. In short, it is a Money Boner. I don't know what that is exactly, but whatever it is, it is funny to me.