Printing up email.

I know in this recycle happy, "save the trees" culture we live in, printing email is pretty much a no no. However, this is yet another case of technology getting too far ahead. If you read an email that pisses you off, what do you do with it? I am not able to express my full anger by clicking the delete button that merely moves the email from my inbox to my deleted files folder. Although an "utterly destroy this email?" button would be a start. Short of that new button, I feel forced to express my anger by eating something sugary because it isn't good for me, and work on my "Black Monday" plan which I am not really at liberty to talk about or then it wouldn't be a terrible secret that eats at my soul. Screw you Hippinazis, tree hugging fascists, I am printing emails that make me mad. Why would I print up an email that makes me mad, you are wondering if you are not already on the phone with Greenpeace. It has to be printed in order for me to crumple it up really tight and throw it as hard as I can at the trash can. The sender can't feel an email being deleted, but I have no doubt they feel my temporary jarring, white hot hatred of them and their lameass email when it hits my trash can at 90mph.