Aplentus

2 birds with 1 stone? I will use 7 or 8 stones just to make sure. I want those birds dead, dead, dead.

Monday, December 11, 2006

I am just saying...

If you like to wear shirts that don't come all the way down to your belt line, and if you have a red pair of sweatpants that says "hottie" in white lettering on the front wasteline, but the word "hottie" is partly obscured by flab, chances are the description of you on your pants is something less than accurate. This is true of any color sweatpants fitting the rest of the description really. I am not picking on the ladies here either, this is not acceptable attire for anyone, anytime, for any reason. Make a note to yourself to remind you if you need to: "lose significant weight before wearing "hottie" pants again" or "throw out "hottie" pants, go get several cheese burgers" or "go buy bigger shirts that cover "hottie" on hottie pants and several cheese burgers." Or keep wearing em around, I am not telling anyone what to do here exactly, I am just saying....