10 Dolla Bill yo!

I suspect there was an accident at the Denver mint involving the 10 dollar bill plates. I don't know what could have happened, or how, the possibilities are limitless, but somehow there is a shortage of ten dollar bills. Or maybe they are minting enough, and there is some rich eccentric bastard out there hogging them up? Maybe Bill Gates sends trucks to the mint for ten dollar bills only?

Bill Gates:"And this up in here I call my ten dolla bill room yall."
Me:"wow, that must be every ten dollar bill ever produced you 10 dollar bill grubbing jackass."
Bill Gates:"B-GATE is a player son! Over a billion in Hammy's fool! See that 70 inch plasma screen tv over there? It's made entirely of Hamilton's biatch. That's rizight, and I am the only one with one, Sony made one, and I gots it."
Me:"I wonder why Mr. Sony didn't keep it for himself, being that it is the only one and all?"
Bill Gates:"you're talking crazy talk. When no one's calling me B to G, they calls me 10 Dolla Bill. Snap! Awwwaight. That's the way I roll. Bengie's are played son. Who doesn't got a pocket full? I roll Peterbuilt's full Hamilton's. It's your birthday bitch! I don't care that it's your birthday!"
Me:"Quit talking street to me, you sir, are a rich nerd. Cut it out, or I will break you"

Anyways, if that conversation were to actually happen, the part that is truly hardest to believe is that Bill Gates is showing me around his house. If I am in his house, most likely the police are already in route. Plus, if I was in his house, I would be frantically searching for his bedroom where he keeps his Ipod and Macintop. You know it's true. Everyone knows he uses a Mac and doesn't really understand how to use a PC.... However, I have digressed.

Print more tens and less 5's Denver mint. Next time I get three 5's in change from a 20, well, I will be quietly furious about it, just like the last several times it has happened. And I will talk poorly of you behind your back, Denver mint. 10 dolla bill yo, Iam out!