New rating system.

The 1-10 system is so antiquated. Hardly anyone has ever met a real 10, in fact, when 10 is an ideal, maybe no one would ever really rate a 10. So, it is time to be done with it. Here is how the new system works: You see someone hot. If you would have sex with that single person, they rate a 1. If a person isn't hot enough for you to want them, but you would include them in a 3-fer, they rate a 2. I am sure you see where this is going. Really the system stops at 5...maybe even at 4. It is a much better system I think. Suddenly an actor/actress is a 1 just like the kinda cute guy/girl at the grocery store who flirts with you.

Secretly....

I am in love with this girl.

International Airports

I am no history buff, in fact I am horrible at it. But I think I can say for sure that most, if not all, native Americans are not happy about how they came to live on reservations. That being said, I feel extra bad that I want to take over a reservation. Not a particular one, anyone big enough that I can install a few landing strips will do. I don't know why native American groups haven't done this already? International Airports. I would import every type of illegal, yet desirable thing. Cuban cigars? I would build a house out of them. Throwing stars, Russian wives, kimchee, blowguns, Mexican fireworks, Crazy Chinese Meat Syrup, Bangkok Chiggers you name it. Also, I would have no extradition laws with any country, including the US, but I would have a very heavy criminal tax, which you would pay if you were wanted in another country. Possibly most of the roads in would need to be converted to gravel traps or some other safe way of stopping a car that has out run the law. I also see the runways lined with huge fields of weed.