Travel naked!

No, seriously, I like it. I like to be treated like I did something wrong. If you don't know what the back scatter x-ray machine is, or what it does, here is a little catch up reading:
http://www.swdtimes.com/swdtimes/2007/031307/story1.html http://www.ny1.com/ny1/content/index.jsp?stid=10&aid=67062 http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2007%5C03%5C08%5Cstory_8-3-2007_pg7_5 http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2007-02-26-backscatter-usat_x.htm

Pick one, read them all, or search for a different one, they all kinda say the same thing. The TSA wants to see my sack, that's what it comes down to. And really, I kinda want them to see it. They would weep tears of joy, for a more beautiful sack has never been seen with backscatter x-ray.

I understand the need for security. I do. I don't want the plane I am on used as a missile. But it seems to me we are headed toward ruining our own freedom. I guess it is better that we ruin it instead of letting someone else ruin it for us.

I think, instead of the backscatter x-ray deal, we should just begin traveling naked. I like to travel and I have been on enough planes to know this isn't entirely appealing. I have seen plenty of people in airports that I would pay to never have to see them naked. But there is always a person or two who I wouldn't mind seeing naked. And I know I have been asked many many times to be seen naked, I am just that smoking hot. You know that I am.

I think if we all begin to travel naked, not only will there be no need for backscatter x-rays, strip searches, pat downs, shoe removal, and maybe even metal detectors, but we will be taking a step toward freedom, not away from it. Freedom from the restrictions of masking who we really are, with pants, and shirts. Free from the restrictions of ill fitting cheap clothing. Freedom to see each other for who we really are. Freedom and desire to go on huge diet and exercise programs. Freedom to feel awful about who we are and what we look like. All kinds of freedom. And I hope the airlines feel free to cover the seats in butcher paper that they change after every single flight, or I am also going to feel free to stand in the airplane the entire time no mater what that damn seat belt sign or the naked captain says.