Hornswoggled.

If I was at a bar, and the special lady friend I was romancing that evening suggested we leave and go back to her place, she had in mind to give me a good hornswoggling, I wouldn't be able to collect my things fast enough. I don't even know what a hornswoggling is, but it has to be good right? A Hornswoggling, how could that be bad? I can't wait to tell my friends how I hooked up and got an incredible hornswoggling....

Turns out, getting hornswoggled means you will wake up 3 days later packed in ice in the bathtub of an abandoned house. You will be minus your wallet, most of you clothes, your dignity, your pride, part of your spleen and a kidney. Seriously, you don't want to get hornswoggled. I still don't know what they were talkin about in the Black Eyed Peas song My Humps, the whole milk and the coco puffs thing, but in light of this, I don't think I wanna know.