Do unto others....

Can you imagine if you treated everyone the way you wanted to be treated? As a nation, I imagine this would vastly change our foreign policy, but that is political issue and a hot button topic, which I create, not latch onto. I don't know why things are called hot button topics. If I knew a button was going to be hot, I wouldn't touch it. And neither would anyone else. No one likes to touch things that are hot. Maybe it should be called a warm sticky button topic. Who doesn't like warm and sticky? But warm and sticky will be a future blog entry.

Life would be weird if everyone did to other people what they wanted done to themselves. If you gave someone you didn't know all your money, well that would be weird. But no one would call you stupid because no one wants to be called stupid. It sounds like a pleasant idea if everyone was really nice to one another, but I have a feeling it would be like hanging around outside a couple of days after the world trade center attack. Something just didn't seem right. Turns out there were no planes in the air. It was subtle enough that you might not have noticed there were none, but it was weird all the same. Oh, and that might not have happened either, the attack. Although it might have, because Bin Ladin didn't have any trade towers for us to knock over. Also, I think he likes negative attention. His parents probably don't love him and never got him a pony. That might lead me to Jihad too.

In some cases there are laws prohibiting me from doing things to people that I would want done to me. Where I might call it the ideal, utopian society, HR calls it sexual harassment. How are wildly good looking ladies going to know to give me a surprise hand job if I don't give them one first? And who wouldn't want a surprise hand job? Actually, if I could get a show of hands it might save future entanglements with HR.

In short, I am glad not everyone treats me the way they want to be treated. There are weirdos out there, I mean real, leather clad, pain loving, poop tasting shut-in wierdos. If anyone trys anything freaky out of the blue, I am kicking your ass. And not because I want my ass kicked, but because I don't want surprise public freakiness.