WoW

I am sure none of the other 6 million subscribers out there admit to playing. I take that back, I bet most do. I don't care if it makes me a nerd, I can still kick your ass. I play World of Warcraft, there it is out there. I said it. I play. Now that you know what this post if going to be about, you can either quit reading because you don't play, or you can quit reading because you are not interested in what I have to say about it.

Since I started playing, there are a few things that I find interesting about it. Amusing really. I like comparing some aspects of in game like to real life. One of my favorite things is, and has been, you can drop a cold glass of milk or a cold beer in the mail and send it to someone. The recipient can take the cold beer out of the mail and drink it. If real life mail were only that cool. However, what's better is, if you don't want to drink the beer right then, you can put a mug of beer in your back pack and drink it later. What makes that so awesome is it is a mug of beer, and even if I jump off a cliff into a lake with my back pack on, the beer doesn't spill, nor does it get all full of water.

Back packs are really kinda awesome in game. It isn't uncommon that I am carrying around bars or gold and iron. I usually also have in my back back a bunch of rock called heavy stone. Also, I usually carry around many different types of weapons. On a good day I have a couple of daggers, 2 or 3 clubs, a shield, maybe a staff, a sword or two, some throwing axes, a cross bow, a couple hundred arrows, a regular bow, maybe some brass knuckles and an axe kinda like a hatchet. A guy doesn't wanna get caught without the right weapon for causing real damage. Somehow I never get hurt by all these weapons, even when I jump off a cliff. Also, I can swim just as fast with all that stuff in my back pack as I can with nothing in my back pack. That rocks.

I have a cat that I can ride around on. That's right, a cat. The cool thing is, when I am done riding it, it just disappears. And, when I want to ride it again, it reappears. Oh yeah, and I don't have to feed it. Ever.

My bank in game is the best of all. When I go to the bank it real life, it is usually to deposit my pay check. I like to do things the old fashion way. And by that I mean depositing my check in person, pervert. I have yet to put money in my bank in game. I do, however, have some guys severed head in my bank account. I also have someone's blood. I have a lot more weapons in my bank, as well as some other clothes. It probably isn't common, but I have a disguise in there too. I have some cold beers, a bunch of rocks and bars of different metals, some necklaces, a bunch of bandaides, a hat...you get the idea. It is more like a locker. Really, the deposit slip would be comedy.

All in all, it is a most enjoyable experience. It is too bad I have to have this real life and can't become digital.