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2 birds with 1 stone? I will use 7 or 8 stones just to make sure. I want those birds dead, dead, dead.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

David Banner.

This was going to be a "what if David (or Bruce) Banner had IED" entry. Which, if you think about it, it would have been devastating. I read this article about David Banner. Apparently after his radiation mishap, he also had a lot of other unfortunate events occur in his life:

"Examples of such stressful incidents would include drowning, being buried alive, getting beaten up, nightmares, gunshot wounds and traffic jams. When David did get pissed off, his alter ego could smash through brick walls, overturn cars and tanks, break chains, uproot large trees, and bend steel in his bare hand."

in this case, understand that "alter ego" should read "IED"

However, this cannot be purely a Hulk/Dr. Banner/IED collide entry. Sadly, while searching David Banner for a refresher on his life and times, I found this. I was all excited, a site all about David Banner. Maybe a scientific explanation of how he gave himself such horrible IED. Maybe shopping tips on buying plaid shirts in bulk for the nomadic lifestyle. If you have already clicked on the link, then you already realize the depths of my disappointment. That he would go from Scientist to half assed crap performer is heart breaking. Click on the "photos" section. I haven't seen that much sneering since Billy Idol played San Diego in 1986. From respected researcher, to IED sufferer, to untalented, sneering black performer, David Banner is truly a man of many colors. And woe to you, if you mess with Gamma radiation. Respect it. It is not to be trifled with.

1 Comments:

At 2:41 PM, Blogger Jay C. Rees said...

Yeah, that David Banner never seems to have a good day ... or maybe he just really hates photographers?

 

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