Policies and Procedures

You do realize that, if you have the opportunity to write the policy and procedure on policies and procedures where you work, you can redefine those words to mean pretty much anything you want, right?

These are kinda what they are supposed to mean:
Policy
Procedure

It's a good idea to memorize the original definitions so you can sneer and repeat them back mockingly when someone mistakes these for what your policy and procedure has actually defined them as.