When I am dictator...

Really, a lot will change. Blowjob Fridays, Drunk Naked Day (National Holiday), the speed limit thing... seriously, lots will change. However, a not so obvious change that needs to be made is to our national fighting forces. Do I have a problem with our troops? Hell no, what do I look like, a terrorist? A Nazi? A hippie? No, no and no. But we do need to straighten some things out, as well as add a branch to our war machine.

Currently, our super elite flying crew belongs to the navy. The Navy, ya know, the ones with the boats? The Air force flies around bombers and drones, but the f-18s and what all, yeah, those guys are sailors. What? That's right, sailors. Like Popeye. The Marines ride around in other peoples stuff and hop out when it is time to fight. So Marines jump out of planes. Why wouldn't they, they are Marines. I will tell you why, they have the word Marine right in the title. They should jump out of boats. The Air Force should fly stuff, all the flying stuff should belong to the Air Force. The only reason Air Force guys should be on a boat is because we don't have the technology to make a flying aircraft carrier...yet. *note to self, get DARPA started on flying aircraft carrier* oh yeah and...*note to self, run time travel machine notes by guys at DARPA, see what they think* Dictators can get help with personal, pet projects. I would do it myself, but I am busy being dictator. And, getting help from secret, shady Government agencies is just one of the many benefits of being dictator.

Now, with who does what all straightened out, Navy drive boats, Marines ride in boats and get dropped off here and there for fighting purposes. Air force gets all the flying stuff. Army drives everything on the ground, tanks, jeeps and what not... There has to be a new force that fly around in Air force stuff getting dropped off to fight. But what to call them? Stormtroopers sounds good, but both the Nazi's and Darth Vader already used that name. Skydudes doesn't really sound elite enough. Skyguard sounds kinda cool, but they won't guard the sky, they will rain like fire and ants down to earth and destroy whatever's in their paths. Stormnados. "The infantry will be reinforced by Marines traveling north from beachhead Charlie. Stormnados, dropped in the cover of night 2 clicks south of Tango sector, will be reinforcing the flank." Stormnados, part storm, part tornado, part commando, all elite. The scourge of the sky, our enemies will call them.
*note to self, have DARPA start experimenting on flying Stormnados, like superman, but without the cape and tights, and with huge guns....Also, have them look into self cooking pancakes. Pancakes are delicious*