Headed to the future?
Everyone that reads this blog knows I am nearing completion on my time machine project. Soon I will be racing back and fourth in time, past, present, future, meaningless. I will be when I want to be.
Recently though, I have been doing some thinking. The plan has always been the stereotypical show up 10 million years ago to show cavemen how my Remington 870 works. And my bic lighter. And my shoes. With those items I would rule the world. Or I could learn a painful lesson of the inaccuracies of things like carbon dating, but that of course is a post for after I have done a little time traveling.
I might have a new plan. It isn't completely flushed out yet, but I might need to head to the distant future to show off my crazy antiquated technology. In fact, I might even have to go into the past to get technology that is much older than what is available to me today. I can't claim to have invented it, history books will have recorded who actually did. But by the time people have evolved to jellyfish looking things, me and my plow are going to be very, very impressive. My shoes will also be very impressive to the future humans who no longer have feet and navigate the atmosphere much like fish navigate water. As well my Remington 870. I hope in a few billion years eBay is still around. I will be a rich, rich time traveler by selling Atari 2600s new out of the box to the jellyfish humans who will need to regrow opposable thumbs. It is a crazy world we will live in.
1 Comments:
You should take a rotary dial phone way into the future and show it to the evolved humans. Only too bad for them, what with no fingers and all.
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