black holes...

I have researched black holes now for a solid ten minutes now. Well, maybe not solid, but enough to consider myself somewhat of an expert based on what I read on NASA's web pages. When I used to be a lameman on the topic, I thought a black hole was an actual hole. Like a door way to another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and of sound, but of mind. A door way we could dump things through, like prisoners or broken cement. Turns out it is not a doorway at all, but a very solid, very dense and somewhat angry mass.

Water, being a substance that doesn't compress anymore than it already is, seemed like a good thing to pour inside a black hole and expand it. Theoretically expanding the black hole until it popped and got black hole yuck everywhere. However, now that I am an expert on black holes, I know that if I dumped water on a black hole, it would cause an ocean that would never have any waves. It would be perfect and glassy, great for water skiing, but if I flew a ski boat to a black hole, it would sink really fast, the ski boat I mean. Even if it didn't, it would be freaky driving a water ski boat around in the dark. Or maybe it is very bright on a black hole, being that no light escapes. Maybe it is the presence of all light? Now that I am an expert, I know this: Black holes are freaky.